Greetings,

I hope everyone is having a lovely June. This mini e-letter will be short and to the point. With the recent raging fires and political insanity, I thought it was important to address a few things.

The fires and smoke from north of the border may be causing many to have breathing problems, asthma attacks and even more stress. The "I Can't Breathe" video posted last e-letter will be down below for anyone who needs a few reminders of natural remedies to help ease those symptoms. Please note - it is not a substitute for medical care!

And for all those who are caught up in watching the news, your pets want you to turn it off and go play. Enjoy the sunshine, rain, summer and the season. In the words of the dearly departed John Prine " Blow up your TV! Eat a lot of peaches." Remember to do a few random acts of kindness for others and yourself.  

in light of that, I have brought in Sister Mary Bark-A-Lot from Our Lady of Perpetual Treats to help me lay down a few guideline reminders for all -  in order to keep you pet's office visit or house-call peaceful, productive and positive. 

(Inspired by 12 years of Catholic school!)

Sister Mary Bark-A-Lot 

Says Please...

ALL CELL PHONES MUST BE TURNED OFF DURING THE SESSION! 

Please do not make Sister Mary Bark-A-Lot take your phone to the principal's office to keep until after the session.

NO POLITICAL, CONTROVERSIAL, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, NEWS OR NEGATIVE CONVERSATION DURING THE SESSION. 

Please help keep your hippie acupuncturist calm and happy. She is prone to bite if provoked! 

NO PEANUT TREATS OR PEANUT BUTTER IN THE ROOM OR FED TO YOUR DOG BEFORE THE SESSION!

Please try not to kill your acupuncturist with the nut allergy!

PLEASE ARRIVE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOUR PET'S SESSION SO WE CAN BEGIN ON TIME.

Each pet is scheduled more than enough time for a healing session. If you are late, we cannot prolong your pet's session as it is not fair to the next patient.

DO YOUR HOMEWORK! During your pet's session you will be shown how to do some basic acupressure, apply Chinese herbal liniments and given a few herbal or homeopathic remedy recommendations to help ease your pet's symptoms. To help your pet get the most out of it's acupuncture sessions, doing these every day will help speed up the healing process.

There are a few more guidelines featured in this fun short video with the reasons why!

Office & House-Call Guidelines for 

a Calm & Pawsitive Session for Your Pet

Pope Nubius the Nubacious One thanks you for cooperating with Sister Mary Bark-A-Lot's Guidelines and sends extra blessings to you!