Nubi juan Kenobi, a Jedi Master held the honorary title as Pope Nubius the Nubacious One and was the King of Pooseville. Also revered as General Nubi juan Kenobi, he served bravely in the Pooses for Peace and later was a professor at the Zevo Calamari Bite & Run Institute.
He has decreed that his kingdom and businesses shall be governed by Juanita and Peesh with their entourage of Rescue Pooses at Our Family Veterinary Services.
A parade in his honor will take place Sunday morning in
Salem MA followed by a nondenominational memorial service on Winter Island. (The mayor of Salem has not been informed of this event nor is he invited.)
Pope Francis and the Dalai Lama will be attending along with other dignitaries, celebrities, a few of the elderly Salem witches and close
friends.
The Concert for Nubi will follow. Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Ringo Starr, Cyndi Lauper and many others will join together for this event. All proceeds will benefit rescue animals.